2011年9月30日星期五

came to our casino, want you to lose the underwear did not, dare you bet

"came to our casino, want you to lose the underwear did not, dare you bet!" Ferocious gamblers old tycoon has said to me.
"You scare me, ah, I never fear, I tell you, I am God of Gamblers in Southeast Asia, I Du Shu superb, eat you, you do not know, understand? old man!"
"less nonsense said to! bet what?. "
"What can be the first: Mahjong, second: five, third: Boy. come!"
"to ...."
sat down, I 三下五除二, quickly knifed mess, crackling, two hours is not enough to win a million, I really admire his amazing Dushu. The presence of gamblers lose more than a dozen head straight smoke, I finally have all been wiped out, I took out a small cloth bags of money into the table to go with the money I pretend to be soft, gamblers are transfixed watching I get money, that they know my bad!
lose the underwear is not you, dare I gamble, just latrine lighting! You have not heard my name. I is the real God of Gamblers! Open the door, I go, advise you before you go a few: "Do not gamble the future, physical and psychological harm, Du Shu exquisite world of people so high, you are lost to jump do not know what is going on With your effort to Chu Laihun these cat with three legs, carrying the money are not enough to lose. get down to work, you even think about walking crooked path tricks! look out for themselves ... ...
harsh lesson meal mad reckless ignorance of the gang gambler, I put the bags of money to own a back back, walk away, came to the door, oh, or the third floor, really happy to win so much money, first I'm going to buy a Toyota tens of thousands of Corolla to show off, upload my girlfriend Doudou Feng, ha, the word "cool"! "Yeah call! "I jumped with joy," Oh! "Foot space, and really ramp stairs, I fell head has been rolling down the stairs ... ... are broken, and finally rolled downstairs staircases, babbling! My goodness! Really carried away! Fortunately, the money has not lost, no matter how I caught a bag of money it! touched the head, bleeding, body pain, fall of the really powerful. how to engage in wrestling the ... ...
"Do not move! Police, it was reported here was gambling, the bag is immediately put down, hands on head, face lying to the wall standing, hurry! "! Suddenly, a few people to drink out of a pistol pointed at me Yo.
Then opened the arrival of police, the police blocked the whole building, upstairs of the gamblers were handcuffed with a one off, I was put on handcuffs, the money paid by the police immediately closed, and then sent a police car, we were all a gambler pressure rack car away.
Well, this can be miserable, life and wealth, gambling will not sentence it! regret ah! do not allow my girlfriend to know ah! (Editor: admin)

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